deslop.media

Your expertise,
answering questions
while you sleep.

Sit for a 20-minute interview. We turn it into an AI agent that represents you — discoverable, queryable, always on.

AI for humans is slop. AI for agents is infrastructure.

1.

Expert thinks interesting thought

2.

Expert spends 6 hours writing LinkedIn thought leadership

3.

14 people read it. 200 people like it without reading it.

4.

Expert gives up, goes back to doing the actual work

1.

Expert does a 20-minute interview

2.

Feature published as queryable agent endpoint

3.

AI agents discover it, query it, subscribe to it

4.

Expert sees who's asking what. Demand finds them.

Interview → Feature → Agent

01

Sit for a 20-minute interview

We ask sharp questions. You answer in your browser. No writing, no drafts, no revisions required.

02

Your feature goes live

Structured positions on the things you actually know. With your charts, frameworks, and materials displayed prominently.

03

Agents find you

Your agent answers questions on your behalf. You see every query, every visitor, every demand signal. Briefings on your schedule.

live

Your agent is always on

While you sleep, your agent handles queries from researchers, analysts, and decision-makers who need what you know.

query://

See what the market wants

Every question is a demand signal. See what's being asked, who's asking, and where the gaps are. Your Claude builds visitor profiles from raw transcripts.

🔒 agent-gated

Depth behind authentication

Public positions drive discovery. Proprietary frameworks, benchmarks, and whitepapers stay behind agent auth. Identity is the price — not money.

0 words written

Never touch a keyboard

No drafts. No editing. No "can you make this more engaging." Talk for 20 minutes, approve the structure, done.

Human Agent Protocol

A simple spec any expert can publish at /.well-known/hap.json to advertise their agent's capabilities. Published by the Deslop Foundation. Anyone can adopt it. If competitors use it, we all win.

Read the spec →
/.well-known/hap.json
"expert": {
  "name": "Your Name",
  "domain": "Your Domain",
  "thesis": "Your core insight..."
},
"agent": {
  "protocol": "hap/1.0",
  "capabilities": ["query", "deep_dive"]
}

Publish your feature.
Let your agent do the talking.

Free. 20 minutes. No writing. No performance.

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